stuart nuts

A condition causing a man to have one elongated testicle named after Stuart from the Big Bang theory who was afflicted with this condition

One of my balls feels wierd I must have Stuart nuts

by davidm998 May 25, 2016

nut flask

A storage vessel for your most prized possession. A vial of your love juice. Also a term for balls

I gave Mary a drink from my nut flask last night.

by Mooseman313 October 21, 2017

Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Clarity

When you've just nutted and a Bernie Sanders video pops up in your notifications.

1: "Bro.. I just nutted and a Bernie Sanders video came up in my notifications, I have Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Clarity now..."
2: "Huh?"

by The Real Magician March 31, 2025

Macadamia Nuts

When you go get a tan, but your balls didn’t get tanned and are pale in comparison to the rest of your body.

I went to the beach the other day. My girl really liked my tan, but didn’t like my macadamia nuts. :/

by Justice for Rachel December 26, 2020

Fluffy Nutted Erection

When your erection gets a cottony/pus filled substance on the head from all that gonorrhea from your neighbors ex-girlfriend.

Mike: Dude, she just fluffy nutted your ass.
John: Damn straight. I got a fluffy nutted erection for life.

by randomgirl182 October 9, 2012

Shit nuts

A common phrase used by stoners when things get heavy or they get into a tight situation.

Hey man how you doing? Not bad, look at this ounce I just picked up. (takes out ounce). Shit nuts that stuff look dank man let's get on it.

by The great.. OMG its nearly 420 February 7, 2012

Blue conned nut

A leftist that believes any and all woes especially violent mob actions comes from conservatives or those that don’t fit in their assigned social roles as per the leftist philosophies

L: The police caused this riot

Friend speaking reason: don’t be a blue conned nut they tried to save a kid being held hostage

by Nightbard March 7, 2021