Brown bag

When a guy wipes back to front and tea bags his girlfriend/boyfriend. Also can be called a sack lunch

Gave my girl a brown bag sack lunch

by Al upinnya March 8, 2024

brown f-boy

f-boys from indian/south asian descent. Typically consists of people trying to look better after puberty. Starter pack includes: Perm/Combover with mid skin fade, fake cuban link chain, airpods pro in one ear, beard, air forces and earrings. They try to attract females but ultimately fail, so they end up with each other.

'bro is that a perm'
'yeah man im tryna be a brown f-boy.'

by thearabindian March 13, 2024

Ms brown

Ms brown is a mean teacher with a fake wig and nails. she always itches her head and shes really annoying

yo, did you see Ms brown reapplying her wig glue???

lollll

by ladyperson3920 March 19, 2024

newcastle brown veil

Perfected in the North East of England in the late 1970s, the Newcastle Brown Veil is a coprophilic sex act carried out by the receiver of anal sex.

Following a successful deployment of ejaculate, a paste is naturally created recatally with remaining undouched shite.

After around 5-6 minutes this new paste will ooze from the recipients arse and is ready to be smeared across someone's hairline. The slow drip down the lucky Geordie lad's face starts to resemble the veil on a beautiful bride, only very, very shitty.

Whey aye man a canna believe wor lass gave us a Newcastle Brown Veil down ma heid last night. She was mortal mind and a was clamming for it.

by YerMamsGanting4It March 25, 2024

Brown Magic Marker

A brown magic marker without its cap is shoved up your ass, tip pointing down, so that when you wipe after a mushy shit, even doing the swizzout after vacation ass doesn’t get you any cleaner.

After Eric and Ofier had the time of their lives bar hopping in Puerto Rico, their vacation ass required boxes of baby wipes for multiple swizzouts, but alas, the brown magic marker was leaving marks on the wipes. Only a shower with the water hose shoved up their asses removed the brown magic marker!

by Ericandofier March 27, 2024

Brown Tongue

To gain favour with ones superior.

Anthony: Hey Fuge,thats awesome,you are so great man,you are the best,can I just get a little taste of that ring hole?

Fuge: Yeah sure man,I would love you to Brown Tongue the fuck out of my ring hole.

Anthony: would you like a reach around while I get deep in that ring?

Fuge: 100% thats why you my bitch.

by Karntox September 22, 2025

Kentucky Hot Brown

When you're at a horse track and you get diarrhea, so you run to the bathroom but clog every toilet with your steamy pile of dookie, so then you go outside to the porta john and explode that shit too.

I ate bad egg salad and I had a Kentucky Hot Brown.

by kentuckyhotbrown September 25, 2025