Pancake Dick

When a man's pants are so tight , he must have a flat penis to be able to wear them.

I was in Ann Arbor and it was pancake dicks left and right.

by firerabbit November 12, 2010

dick mongrel

A man or woman who has an unhealthy obsession with dicks, and in most cases is a disease infested whore.

I can't even mess around with that girl man, everyone keeps telling me she's a dick mongrel.

by brente89 August 23, 2008

dick's on rape

idiom, colloquialism: the expression of one's intense and often overwhelming sexual desire to plow out some pussy, without regard whatsoever for said pussy's consent, personal preference, or reciprocated desire; sexually deprived to the extent of apathy toward jail time to satisfy one's desire.

"Man, there's so much fine pussy in here tonight, my dick's on rape." or "My dick's on rape, I gotta get some soon."

by Count Ollirobiver de Afsa January 28, 2009

Big Dick

Something that most men wish they had... but unfortunately do not

... and yes that is why she left you

"I wish I had a Big Dick" "I love a guy with a big dick" "I love a girl with a big dick" "big foot means Big Dick"

by Major Bacon Face March 18, 2019

vacation dick

as opposed to a boyfriend dick, an immense cock only to be enjoyed occasionally

Yo Stacy, remember last year when I went to Cancun and got that vacation dick. I need that again.

by 12345678954545454 May 14, 2016

a big dick

a big dick is what a guy gets if he gets a Covid vaccine.

I know a cadet who says he got a big dick after getting a Covid vaccine!

by eda-skip December 21, 2021

Rainbow Dick

A gay boy, usually fruity

Liz: "Hey rainbow dick, answer me!"

by rainbow dick May 10, 2011