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White Office Bitch (WOB)

A professional, working office woman with a stern and frequently bitchy attitude. She isn't afraid to use business processes and policies to get the job done.
Stand up participant 1: "How did you go with the contract negotiation?"
Stand up participant 2: "Oh, I got what I needed -- I channeled my inner White Office Bitch (WOB)"
by WhiteOfficeBitch January 7, 2020
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White Trash Welfare Check

Opening the oven to check if there are any pots, pans, and/or Tupperware left inside before using it to cook. This is a reference to the common practice among European-Heritage Americans living below the poverty line to use the oven as a storage place when not in use.
I had to do a White Trash Welfare check so my MeeMaw didn't burn the house down like Mama did preheating that oven full of Tupperwares back in '82.
by WendyWuessten January 27, 2022
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White House High School

A school located in White House Tennessee that gets beat by 0-30 Gallatin teams and can only beat dog shit teams that don’t know how to play football. The entire school is full of nicotine addicts and narcissistic fucks who think they are good at sports because they give the ball to the same person every play and he gets 3 yards a carry. The announcer can’t read jerseys because of his diabetes and to top it all off their excuse for a “star” defensive player is a beta coaches kid
“Did you hear what happened to that one guy from White House High School”

“Yeah didn’t his house get spray painted and rolled”
by PreSeasonAllStateLinebacker September 4, 2021
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Basic White Girl 2019

Girls who have AirPods, vans, leggings, and Starbucks. Total sluts
Spencer is dating Jennie, who is a total basic white girl 2019
by Basicwhitegirl_2019 January 22, 2019
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non-white privilege

(n.) A fictitious thing that doesn't exist in all recorded time periods preceding the present. Characterized by failing to be an actual thing and failing to be real. Occasionally alluded to when people of anglosaxon descent suggest that 'diversity enrichment' or 'affirmative action' are the cause of a minority's success, as opposed to their unquestionable hardwork and refined skillset. Basically, in the words of our great vice president, a hot, steaming load of malarky.
One day while petting my miniature pet tiger in my penthouse made of polished diamonds, someone subtly suggested I achieved my high power job at my fortune 500 firm via non-white privilege. I paused, then quickly retorted, saying 'That shit's fictitious. Read Kulushi's entry on urban dictionary: that's not even a *thing*.' As they walked away, clearly disgruntled, I cheerfully said 'BYE FELICIA'. I then continued my successful life of disregarding females, acquiring currency and being the inherently badass minority I am.
by Kulushi November 20, 2014
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White butter belly pond

When i was done she had a white butter belly pond.
by T Brooks January 25, 2008
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white chocolate raspberry cheesecake

the guy totally just white chocolate raspberry cheesecaked all in my mouth
by lizzieanne January 20, 2009
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