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nut crutch

any item (or person) that is used to boost someones ego.
I will need a nut crutch after that ball busting.
by BDBD14 April 7, 2024
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Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez Nuts

Nuts that are yours
"Hey, xDSauce, Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez Nuts! (HA GOTTEEEE
by Fortnite Battle Pass xD June 16, 2022
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Left Nut

The stronger nut of the two, and very high in nutritional value.
I love eating a good left nut!
by PeePeeWhacker May 25, 2023
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V-Nuts

A kid who lives across the street the biggest italian i know Would eat pasta till the cows cum home plays goalie while playing goalie has a ball magnet to his lucky jewels football and wrestling has a spazz problem with his neck I would call him curly but he cut the locks off and that my friends is mike Venezia
Sunny Corlone V-nuts
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Nuts

Nuts
“Nuts”
by balzacandsemryum October 5, 2022
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Nut spread

Something you put on bread with chili
I put nut spread on my friends cheeks and licked it off
by Cannabilistic chicken April 12, 2024
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nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet

the nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet is used by grandmaster baiters who have gooned so extensively over many years that there is a semen build-up of many meters high in the gooncave, which results in semen seeping through the tip of the penis and making its way through the bladder and up to the kidneys where it then coats kidney stones in layers of nut, which then the body temperature eventually evaporates creating nut fumes which stain the kidney stones, essentially giving them an upgrade. these nut-coated kidney stones then push through the tunnels filled with semen and eventually make their way out, where the grandmaster baiter will then plant into the specially made gauntlet, allowing for the full gooning potential to be unlocked.
have you finished your nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet yet?
by iimcrimson February 17, 2025
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