What’s two times a parable?

Gay men.

“What’s two times a parable?”
“Gay men. You’ve told me this joke a thousand times.”

by PETAandanimalrightssupporter99 July 16, 2019

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<1992-2003>The Three Time Sindel eSwin`~`dleSe Sindel Time Three The<1992-2003>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

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Spend Time With the Dying Dog

People will say that they can't spend time with somebody because they are about to leave so what's the point, but the counter argument is imagine you had a dying dog. Would you leave it all alone or would you spend as much time as you could with it.

Hey man just because she's leaving doesn't mean you shouldn't see her. Spend time with the dying dog bro.

by Caders21 March 23, 2022

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Time Addiction

Persistently asking the people around you what time is, even if all they do is mention the word time. A strenuous yet deep exercise used to work the mind, irritate those around you, and shut up those who do not have the experience that exists to debate the properties of time.

Earl: "We need another beer to add to Excalibur."
Zach: "Ok. Lets walk to the store."
Earl: "We're not going to have enough time"
Zach: "REALLY. But what is time?"
Earl: "You have a serious time addiction."
Zach: "What is time?"

by charidith June 22, 2010

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