nut

1. a fruit consisting of a hard or tough shell around an edible kernel.
2. a small flat piece of metal or other material, typically square or hexagonal, with a threaded hole through it for screwing on to a bolt as a fastener.
3. the act of ejaculation.

Guy 1: What did you get for lunch?
Guy 2: Some nuts.
Guy 3: What screws do you have?
Guy 4: Some nuts!
Guy 5: Go faster, I’m gonna nut!
Guy 6: On it!

by name cant be blank so idk December 19, 2022

Nut theft auto

The action in which a person gets high, then masturbates, then plays a Grand theft auto game of choice.

I will be right back gang! im going to nut theft auto

by smarttard December 22, 2023

wall nut

when you rail someone or jerk off) against a wall- the result is finishing on the wall. hence wall nut.

or alternatively when you jerk off a wall

Donald, I invite you to my home, and what do you do? You have the Audacity to wall nut all over the mahogany wood paneling. The audacity.

by anonymous November 12, 2020

Pope's Nuts

A tasteful alternative to the exclamation "Holy Balls"

"Pope's Nuts this ice cream is good"
"Ahh Pope's Nuts. I forgot my wallet"

by PWAP June 30, 2022

deez nuts fitting

‚deez nuts fitting‘ is often used as a deez nuts comeback.

„what’s dnf?“
„DEEZ NUTS FITTING HAHA“

by deez nuts fitting July 18, 2021

Fuck-nut

A person who does stupid things in an effort to get clout but rather gets hate. Fuck-nut could also be a term for someone you don't like.

Example 1
Man 1:did you hear ed, he jumped off a bridge to impress a girl
Man 2: I did. Ed is such a fuck-nut

Example 2:

KID: HEY HEY HEY
GIRL: SHUT UP I HATE YOU, YOU FUCK-NUT!

by A fuck-nut April 21, 2022

WhatchaMacallit ya nut

something you say when you are utterly baffled

"Whatchamacallit ya nut"

by the person that posted this May 30, 2018