Bagged Waffle

Maple syrup lubricated anal sex in a sleeping bag. Generally occurring in a deployed location with limited sources of required lubricant.

Hey bub, did you hear that desert queen in the other tent last night….? Heard he pulled off the bagged waffle with the maple syrup from the DFAC.

by Flyalpha86 May 24, 2021

Bags

-load of emotions; emotional feelings

(Synonymous with “baggage”)
-usually said during late hours in the examples listed below

“We were up all night watching sad movies, not going to lie we were about to get into our bags”

“That story got me into my bag man”

by agirlintheguccibags November 12, 2017

Bag Fucker

1. A person who has sex with people over the age of 80

2. An asshole

1. "That girl, Tracy, I heard she had sex with your grandma" , "Oh! That bag fucker!"

2. "Your friend jimmy can be a real bag fucker sometimes"

by Gocnitively pmiaired May 28, 2017

one-bagged

When you fit all your groceries in one bag.

I one-bagged all my groceries

by Cascas94 October 9, 2017

Couch bag

A douche bag who is also lazy.

Ugh your roommate is such a couch bag. He's always a jerk to me and never cleans up his mess!

by CertFix December 6, 2014

Mystery T-Bag

Finding an unknown object and t-bagging it.

Tim: What's that?
David: I don't know
Tim: *T-bags it*
David: MYSTERY T-BAG!!!

by OhMehDamn July 18, 2011

tan bag

A person primarily a descendant of white trash culture.

“He’s eatin’ that Hamburger Helper out of that Cool Whip container. He’s definitely a tan bag”

by othatsokay June 7, 2018