Poodle Dick

an extra small penis

Person 1 : Here comes Richard!
Person 2 : Yeah, He's a Poodle dick.

by bo0chella April 3, 2009

Dick Shower

When you have 4+ men cum all over you and it is like a shower;

I love getting a dick shower all over my face

by Cock shower, penis shower September 28, 2009

goof dick

One who cannot function properly in social situations.

Not only is Ted a dumb mother fucker, but the goof dick cannot control himself. It's no wonder he can't get laid in a morgue.

by Carl Pickens March 23, 2007

Dick boy

One who's dick was bitten by a tick during their youth and is now inflicted with giant dick syndrome.

My boyfriend is suck a dick boy. No wonder all the girls eye fuck him.

by Robert Do-me Jr. April 15, 2009

Dick Fingers

Air quotes, when done to be a dick.

McCain's air quotes, or "Dick Fingers"as we call them, don't just apply to energy independence, or assault weapons, or economic policy; they could really be applied to any issue. - John Stuart.

by Annamul March 13, 2009

dick slap

Verb, transitive.

To cause someone to lose face in an intensely humiliating manner. Similar to own but openly public and sadistically malicious.

Wow you sure dick slapped John by telling his mom about his DUI.

Bill dick slapped Pedro by reporting his cheating to the teacher.

by Jour December 12, 2008

short dick

To fully or partially cut off someone's penis with a dull butter knife to get things going. Doing what it takes to light a fire under some dumb cunt's ass. Often used as a pedagogical aid on the job.

"Private Pyle, I WILL motivate you, if I have to short dick every cannibal in the Congo."

-- R. Lee Ermey

Full Metal Jacket

by popeofeastlansing November 5, 2010