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Monkey Manicure

When your finger nails match your toenails.. just like a monkey.
"Just had my toenails painted to match my fingernails!"

"OMG! So pretty. I want a monkey manicure too!"
by lukeyblunt September 30, 2013
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Monkey

Known across the wide vast plain we call 2012 YouTube, these little bastards will throw shit at you’re gram gram til someone finally decides to film it.
You: Yo Jim did you see that video of that monkey eating his own shit?

Jim: Wait are you just listing things you saw on YouTube years ago just to see if people would like it on the damn Urban Dictionary?
by ThatOneGuy07 March 21, 2020
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Monkey

BLACK ASS NIGGERS WHO DESERVE NOTHING BUT TO BE RAPED BY THE WHITE MAN AKA THE SUPERIOR RACE IF I SEE A NIGGER IM RAPING THEM
Person 1:”You fucking monkey.”
Person 2:”Sorry Massah”
Person 1 rapes person 2
by Vhflj October 22, 2023
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Monkey Doer

A term descrbing one who follows the crowd. Take on the phrase "Monkey See Monkey Do"
Chuck: Hey Bart, the latest hot trend is eating fried rabbit turds! You want to join everybody else and go get some?

Bart: Chuck, you are such a damn monkey doer.
by knockanutt September 6, 2014
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immortal monkey

There is a monkey that has a necklace that makes him immortal and if you try to touch him, or the necklace, you will instantly die. The necklace originates from the Aztecs. If you see them, run, and alert local authorities.
by Necklace Hunter December 13, 2021
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stupid nigger monkey faggot

A blackie who is gay and stupid and jumps from tree to tree very monkey like, often steals from KFC and rapes young white ladies, they love to play basketball and tickle the nipples of stronger stupid nigger monkey faggots
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monkey cakes

Monkey Buttcheaks
Let me squeeze those Monkey cakes
by Wichapoocha gang May 21, 2020
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