death monkey

Being extremely hungover after a New Years party at your boyfriends involving an alcoholic liquid called Absinthe.

Hey Spencer, I feel like a death monkey.

by chickenfcuk January 2, 2012

monkey nerve

Primal instinct, especially sexual arousal.

Just the touch of his hand jolted my monkey nerve.

by Downtime Desires April 15, 2015

Monkey's Paw

A "monkeys paw" is when you're taking a shower and you're out of wash cloths Once you get to washing your ass, you soap up your hand and get down there to clean it all out with that soapy bare hand. You're then left with a clean ass but in return, no matter how much you clean that hand, it feels dirty for the rest of the day.

I cant eat tacos today, I gave myself a Monkey's paw this morning and I forgot which hand it was.

by Dandalorian December 15, 2022

Monkey Arms

What happens to your arms when you are continually patting yourself on your back...

John had monkey arms after he finished his project.

by scooter133 June 15, 2016

Chunky Monkey

The best flavor of Ben and Jerry's ice cream.

This chunky monkey is fucking delicious you black nigger.

by anonymous May 8, 2023

Spank the monkey

Another word for jerk off and wack it

Man 1: Just spank the monkey man you will fill better

by SmartName December 6, 2018

monkey cute

cute like a monkey

and im not talking bout the actually cute ones

hellen:hey mildred

mildred:hey
hellen:oh it that your baby
mildred oh yeah mhm say hi baby
baby: gahhh*vomits*
hellen: awww sooo monkey cute

by blueparis1012 March 20, 2019