67 Kid

when the school bully who sits in front of me chants every single fucking minute

I pity you if you are one of these rare species of human

Teacher: alright class, please turn to page 67
67 Kid: 6777777777777777777!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Us: .. yeah that's it I'm flying to mars

by school_chromebook_user December 2, 2025

sephora kid

some annoying little shit that runs around screaming "drunk elephant" and begging her mom to get her some bum bum cream or something.

TRUE STORY***!!!!!!!
*me and my friend after buying the entire Hot Topic store we go into five below*
Me: omfg look at these cute gir shirts X3
Friend: HATSUME MIKU TOO X3
Me: oml.. I'ma cry
Friend: why?
Me: s-s-s-s-s-s-sephora kid-d-d-d--d-d-d...
Friend: W-w-w-w-w-w-w-where ????????????????????????
Me: t-t-there..
Sephora kid: DRUNK ELEPHANT BUBBLE STANELY YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHhh
Me: ..yeah we're going to mars

by school_chromebook_user December 2, 2025

Arcade Kids

Arcade kids are kids (often twins) with weird hairstyles, glasses, and generally short. They're often short so they can fit in the arcade chairs where they spend most of their lives. They're similar to each other in most ways like names and looks.

Irene: Ugh! I'm so obsessed with these two boys!
Jayden: How do they look, and what do they do?
Irene: They have curly hair, glasses, they're short, and have similar names.
Jayden: Gurl! Those looks like Arcade Kids!

by Bat loving fudge packer December 13, 2025

Kids for Clicks

Kids for Clicks: A new phenomenon where tech-savvy parents push their children into online for fame and monetary gain or social validation. This can involve featuring kids on platforms like YouTube or TikTok, and sometimes even involving them in adult-oriented content like performing as a drag queen or early transitions. Often, these parents may not realize the potential negative impact on their child’s mental health and privacy, thinking they’re acting in the child’s best interest. This practice can be seen as a modern form of pushy parenting, potentially leading to harmful consequences.

Lee: I saw Chris the other day, in a brand-new Tesla, top of the range one to bruv.

Frank: Wow How’d he afford that, then bruv?

Lee: Turns out he’s put his kids on youtube he's using his kids for clicks.

Frank: Him and his Mrs must be modern day pushy parent poor kids bruv Lol

Lee: Init bruv LOL

by Jamie Cheese December 16, 2025

Kid luck

Either really bad luck, or some rare occurrence of amazing luck, but never anything in between.

Kid was a dude in a video game, known to his friends as always having the worst of luck, be he also won a jackpot in said game this one time, so rarely it may be used to describe some kind of once-in-a-lifetime good luck.

1: "Dude, my car tire was flat and my bicycle chain broke, I have such Kid luck."
2: "I'd love to play a board game with you guys, but my Kid luck will prevent me from getting decent dice throws."

by MrKid December 27, 2025