one gene

a one gene is someone who is basically a person that is special, ugly, fat, stupid! they are basically one gene away from being plain wrong!!

he is short, ginger and eats mac d's everyday and thinks france is in england one gene!

by lianne mc February 7, 2009

Harry One Off

To potter - to do random aimless tasks and generally avoid doing stuff you should be doing. Procrastination.

Chippie had a hell of a lot of stuff to do but when I got home I discovered he had decided to harry one off all day and had done fuck all of any importance.

by Chris Memes January 15, 2009

Hold One

a prepositional phrase refering to ones sexual preference.(usually Homosexual).

I believe Andrew would HOLD ONE til the swelling goes down.

by andy56 February 23, 2009

one pec

someone who is unfortunate to have pectoral muscle (boob muscles)

ha he has one pec

by gigsy one pec brace face ginge January 16, 2009

Ben One

some damn fine boi that no cunts wanna mess with.

Jacqui: omg is that Ben One over there!? hes so hott.
Some random: Yeah, it is. But dont stare, he might fuck you up.

by BEN FUCKING ONE LADS! March 4, 2009

one tracker

N. (ONE TRACK-ER) When a whole album is ripped and put on P2P in one file, without a .CUE file to separate them. preferably a Electronica and Dance album.

Guy 1: I hate that this trance CD ripper put multiple tracks into one file with out even a track listing.
Guy 2: I agree, I hate one trackers.

by debit.servus March 14, 2009

one push

When you take a shit in one push due to time constraint.

punch a grumpy

One push, you're done.

by Doctor Sanchez November 1, 2008