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Crusty Penis

Crusty penis is another way to say erection or boner, while confusing anyone around you.
Dude you’re crusty penis is showing!
by BattyMassive September 16, 2019
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Penis night

The evening when the bois get together to discuss many topics including bodily functions.
Sam are you coming to penis night?
I can’t believe Sam isn’t coming to penis night
by Peevening June 3, 2019
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Penis Wrinkle

An unusually large pivot on the shaft of a male's junk.
When I sucked-off Kody last night, I noticed he had a penis wrinkle.
by EF6 Tornado January 21, 2015
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penis

by bosumannen145 March 30, 2022
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1 bal 2 Balz and a penis

This is the greatest route in football history. All you do is run in a circle to make 1 bal then move over to a different stop where your other ball would be and make 2 balz then go to the middle and run straight to make the penis
1 bal 2 Balz and A penisssss
by Jimuder Johnson July 16, 2023
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Penis crash

A joke created in 2016.
This person just got into a penis crash!
by DarkMatterMan4500 December 16, 2024
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Frank penis

Know as big dick in science term it refers to the American singer songwriter frank sinatra who had a big ole dongle.
Wow that guy Tim, yeah I heard he has Frank penis.
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