Feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece

Used to describe a football player whose passes or shots go anywhere other than intended.

Insinuates that the player's feet at shaped like a seven-sided coin used in the UK, adding a random directional factor to any strike of the ball.

Darwin Nunez has fucked up that chance again. His feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece!

by KloppOut January 12, 2023

so like this one time

This phrase is often used in DankPods Microphone

So like this one time i was in my mums car and then she ran it in to a pole.

by bm652 November 20, 2023

My Life Is Like A Video Game

The First Scentence Of The 13th Worst Song Of All Time

Ronnie Radke: MY LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME
Ronnies Therapist: You Need Help

by fwefff November 21, 2023

act like future

“acting like future” means like you’re acting like the rapper “Future”. You usually use the term when you want to act tough and a player like Future.

“he tryna act like future”
“pov ur a lover girl forced to act like future”

by idkiwasbored01 November 21, 2023

like a tracked rat

You don't get spotted

Bob can sneak into cracks and crevices like a tracked rat

by moemyint November 23, 2023

Folded like an omelet

A descriptor used to ridicule how someone died, when they died because they were being stupid and experienced the "find out" part of "fuck around and find out.".

David got folded like an omelet after trying to rob an off duty police officer.

by Jeff_the_warcriminal November 23, 2023

bend over like red rover

Once said by a scout leader to his own flesh and blood.. deplorable... reprehensible

Andy went after his own flesh and blood

::Cornered Michael And Christy::

Andy: Bend over like red rover!

Michael: Hold up, yo

::Horrifying screams can be heard as Michael was ass raped::

by vAnlifemethsmokinghooker November 24, 2023