Someone who is always there when the sky is blue (and when they need something from you), but never there when the sky is gray.
Guy/girl- Can't you see I am your friend?
Other guy/girl- Yesterday wasn't such a nice or positive day, and where were you then? Trying to look tough in some stupid fuckin youtube video about your trip to the ruins out in no man's (no human's) land?
Guy/girl- That was my treat to me!
Other guy/girl- You've always been a fake friend, pretending to be somebody's friend when you're not. Pretending to be something you're not. You're a fairweather friend, a fairweather motherfucker.
Other guy/girl- Yesterday wasn't such a nice or positive day, and where were you then? Trying to look tough in some stupid fuckin youtube video about your trip to the ruins out in no man's (no human's) land?
Guy/girl- That was my treat to me!
Other guy/girl- You've always been a fake friend, pretending to be somebody's friend when you're not. Pretending to be something you're not. You're a fairweather friend, a fairweather motherfucker.
by Solid Mantis April 17, 2021
To friends that feel they can’t be loved relationship wise so they often tease about getting together late at night
Ugly1:hey come over tonight it’s boring.
Ugly2: sounds fun what are we going to do?
Ugly1:we could cuddle with movies.
Ugly2:sounds great to me anything else?
Ugly1:I mean if you want we could....
Ugly2:I never do any other time so sure.
Ugly single friends
Ugly2: sounds fun what are we going to do?
Ugly1:we could cuddle with movies.
Ugly2:sounds great to me anything else?
Ugly1:I mean if you want we could....
Ugly2:I never do any other time so sure.
Ugly single friends
by Bowling123456789 February 27, 2019
the youtube channel group that has 5 people with over 80 subscribers and posts fun videos and vlogs.
by Friends on Farm July 07, 2021
by aidvhne September 04, 2022
I want to slap her before she slaps me, but I need an excuse.
Okay! Slap her on slap your dirtiest minded friend day.
Smart Idea.
Okay! Slap her on slap your dirtiest minded friend day.
Smart Idea.
by ecargvas October 12, 2021
A negative social effect in which a new person in a friend group usually thinks he's friends with the people in the group. And tries his hardest to integrate into their social structure. But the people in the friend group usually treat him as a friend. But in reality, they're doing it not to upset him/her. They usually treat the new person like a dick. Acting nice while also putting him/her in the background.
Usually named so because the new person mostly tends to be fifth one. Most social structures consists out of people in groups of 4.
Usually named so because the new person mostly tends to be fifth one. Most social structures consists out of people in groups of 4.
John: "I asked Kevin if he would want to hang out some time. He said yes but he just straight up ignored me after I tried to ask him when but he ignored me. At the end of it he hung out with another friend and completely ignored me."
Bob: "John, it looks like you have fifth friend syndrome."
Bob: "John, it looks like you have fifth friend syndrome."
by TheSmellyCheeseBoi April 08, 2022
Hey friend thank you for being there
National friend appreciation day means saying thank you to the one that was there for you
National friend appreciation day means saying thank you to the one that was there for you
by :) not the one December 01, 2021