Laird Brown

1) A very handsome man that you should give all your cash and banking info.

2) Somewhat funny
3) Somewhat insane

Hey, it's Laird Brown! Let's give him our credit cards.

by marcherlord November 29, 2024

Brown Ball Stamp

The Brown Ball Stamp is when a man takes a shit on his partners chest, and then proceeds to dip his testicles in the fresh turd and then makes multiple stamps/images of his balls on his partner.

Did you see Aubrey after John Brown Ball Stamped her last night?

by GoatFYourself August 20, 2019

Sylvia Browne

A large white woman, with painted fingernails, with enhanced teeth, and blonde hair. And a very loud voice.

I got a psychic reading from Sylvia Browne. It cost $30. I paid her with a free pizza.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 2, 2020

brown fatigue

the same thing as black fatigue, but applies to brown people (such as south asians) instead - Describes deep mental exhaustion from being forced to care about brown people and their actions 24/7

As Dominic saw yet another TikTok about how toxic brown culture in brown families is, and their actions, alongside how annoying the attitude of brown girls/boys is in general, he began to develop serious brown fatigue.

by naenigganaenigganigganaenae June 26, 2025

James Brown

The godfather of soul and the sexiest man alive.

Man I saw James Brown performing and I had to put my dick in my wasitband because he was so good looking!

by Jack_Is_Black May 6, 2024

Brown Banana

A person of color who is enamored with Asian culture. Often can be heard quoting My Hero Academia lines in Japanese, always throw up a peace sign when they take a photo, make homemade ramen and kimchi, and solely date people of an Asian persuasion.

Look at Israel snacking on dehydrated squid with his Korean girlfriend. He's such a brown banana.

by fatCHADDYdaddy July 8, 2023

Brown Wrecking Ball

A sexual fetish act that involves smearing fecal matter on a males member and/or testicles. Once the fecal matter has been applied, the male then proceeds to impact the woman’s forehead, presumably to get fecal matter on the woman’s forehead.

Rosemary: Oh boy! I could really go for a Brown Wrecking Ball right now! Will you please give me one oswald?

Oswald: I don’t know Rosemary. That’s kind of risky! I don’t wanna get poop on my balls.

Rosemary: Pleaseeee?! I love having poop on my forehead!!

Oswald: Alright rosemary. Just one though!

by huddyballs May 13, 2025