Penis

something you wish was bigger

you: i wish my penis was bigger

by Imyamama September 9, 2020

penis slug

When you pull out and drag it across their belly or pubic mound

Last time I was with your mom, I pulled out and gave her a penis slug on her pubic mound.

by Cockloogie69 July 18, 2021

Penis Butter Sandwich

Describes the result of condomless (unprotected) sex and ejaculating inside of a vagina, creating a penis butter sandwich, which the perpetrator proceeds to eat after the act.

Man 1: "I ate a penis butter sandwich today."
Man 2: "Was it good?"
Man 1: "No, it needed some fruit."

by MikeHasAMic November 13, 2020

Penis

Dick Cock

Cock Dick Penis

by Nzzzzzzzerrrrrrr May 20, 2016

Penis Butter

Human cum

White Negro: Wouja LIKE some Penis Butter!?!

Buttnigga: Um, sure, yea---

White Negro: I'MMACUMMON YURTITS!!!

by AutismBlaggleTeam December 6, 2020

pteradactyl penis

massive schlong could be black

that monkey has a pteradactyl penis.

by buffalo penis November 9, 2022

my long penis

A huge sausage thing boys have you can suck it, lick it, and kiss it

Boys: yo boys night is gonna be awesome you gonna take out your penis again?

Me:my long penis? Yes sir you should suck it this time

by unknowns <33 January 5, 2023