Penis

the thing you don't have

you do not have a penis cuz I lost it after your abortion failed

by I ATE UR MOMS FACE August 30, 2016

Penis

A juice beautiful thing that makes u WETTTT but small ones are unattractive u want the BIG ONES

I Want ur penis inside me

by XXX_BBC September 18, 2018

Penis Envy

One man's obsession with another man's accomplishments. As in, "Donald Trump is so obsessed with President Obama's accomplishments, most notably his Nobel Prize and the ACA, that it must be penis envy."

Donald Trump has such penis envy for President Obama and his Nobel

Peace Prize, that he had someone nominate him for the prize.

by WateBaby July 26, 2019

Penis Lol

A word Ines is obsessed with.
it's also the way you pronounce her name.
Penis can also be spelled Pines.

No one:
Ines: PeNiS lOl

by Imsokool December 17, 2019

Penis Popper

A girl who is addicted to your big fat juicy third leg of a cock.

My girl is a total penis popper. My dick is her drug.

by Bigpeepeejay January 10, 2021

Penis Cronker

A homosexual male

Brad you fucking Penis Cronker where's my shit

by T4LL3RB3N June 30, 2021

amazonian penis fish

the kandiru fish of the amazon. called the 'Amazonian Penis Fish' because of it's rather unsettling habit of occasionally swimming up the urethra of an individual taking a piss in the amazon. it then proceeds to secrete it's spines into the urethra, and embeds itself in the urethra, mistakenly thinking its latched into the gill structure of another fish- its usually prefered prey.

jake got his penis plugged by an amazonian penis fish!

jake: doctor, what are you doing with that knife!?!?!
doctor: im sorry, son, but we're gonna have to cut of your cock.
jake: NOOOOO!!!!1!!1!1

by bl4ck_d0g May 27, 2008