national get your girlfriend a gift day

gentlemen it’s time for you to be a big man. get that sexy mama of yours and give her a gift of a lifetime. check vsco,pinterest,insta, but no cringe. good luck fellas!

“bro did you get your girl a gift?”
“for what?”
“national get your girlfriend a gift day”

by WackyWollie April 23, 2019

Why do I always get the nuts?

How come all my customers are men? It would sure be nice to meet a few chicks around this joint for a change.

after ordering Gooberberry sundaes
Spongebob: Oh waaaaiiiter!!! Waaaiiiiiiiter!! WaiTOR! Waiter!
Waiter: Why do I always get the nuts?

by jm080800 June 29, 2019

Get Your Mother Fuckin Cranium Cracked

What happens to every person on this site that posts something stupid and hateful against Republicans, Christians, Americans, the British, rock music, and George W. Bush. G** Dammit we're tired of this bullshit.

Just keep saying something about my Republican comrades, and you'll get your mother fuckin cranium cracked!!!

by Papa Smurf December 1, 2004

get in some way *wink *wink

1) to get the ghetto warez version

Buy ( or get it some other way *wink wink*) MS Visual Studio .net

by Buy ( or get it some other way *wink wink*) MS Vi October 18, 2003

don't let the mofos get you down

A contemporary version of the old expression, "don't let the bastards get you down," this version stands for "don't let the motherfuckers get you down." The mofos are generally anyone in authority or authority figures, whether bosses, family members, partners etc.

"I hate my job. The boss asked to clean the bathroom."
"He's a jerk. Don't let the mofos get you down."

by kingharvest November 5, 2009

Work Hard Get Smart Woo Woo

A common saying among members of a non profit organization that places recent college graduates teaching in under resourced public schools. A call/response for a teacher to use to motivate kids. Works well with elementary aged students. When used with high school students, the teacher is risking their lives.

Student: "NOOOOOO I WANT THE DINOSAUR MATH"

Rest of class: " WORK HARD GET SMART WOO WOO!"

by Teach For Awhile August 14, 2010

Can This Get 500 dislikes?

plz

Hi idiots I am doing a challenge called, "Can This Get 500 dislikes?"

by NintendoNerd March 1, 2019