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Glop People

Glop People or a glop person is one that possess characteristics of that of a reddit moderator, or a person of Walmart, extremely degenerate, midwit intelligence or lower, unhygienic, owns various Funko pops among other dumb shit.
Man look at those glop people over there in their pj's and marvel shirts at the McDonald's Walmart at 2:30 in the afternoon, fuckin bums.
by Based Department June 21, 2025
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Gloss over

Hym "None of this detracts from the fact that you're trying to steal my work and cut me out of the proceeds and I'm not going to let you gloss over the fact that I was both right about what is happening and right about being able to create AI. You eat that fucking crow you bitch. You eat it and love it or I'm going to murder a child."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
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Glovner

A stupid person that is in the age group 12-40 .
YOU OLD GLOVNER
by Jackdude37 June 27, 2025
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glowtelligence

The illusion of intellectual enlightenment caused by consuming flashy, surface level content. Often AI generated or algorithm boosted that makes someone feel enlightened without understanding what they are actually talking about.

(Symptoms include quoting Nietzsche out of context and saying “consciousness is just math, bro”)
Bro said free will is a simulation and then cited ChatGPT. That’s not philosophy, that’s pure glowtelligence.
by catbrainrot June 27, 2025
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Glooby

A broad definition used for something someone does in their alone time, something that is shunned or rejected by the majority of society.
“He’s always groovy, and never glooby! You can’t get this from an egg!”
by green baby June 30, 2025
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Glonk

Calling someone “Glonk” is usually a lighthearted jab, suggesting the person:

Did something awkward, clumsy, or unexpectedly silly

Was moving or behaving in a way that’s a bit offbeat, like tripping, dropping something, or saying something random or confusing

It’s like being called a goofball, just with a weirder word.
My friend buddy Jake lost us the game so I called him ‘glonk’

Or

Richard is such a ‘glonk’ because knocked over his water bottle

Beaudry just fell with no serious injuries, that was such a ‘glonk’ move
by Jake Beaudry 69 June 30, 2025
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Glooby

A synonym of gloopy, but only as an emotion related adjective.
"I've been feeling glooby lately"
"damn that sucks, hope you get to feeling better"
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