Cheese Keeper

A derogatory name for a woman's vagina suggesting the woman has a yeast infection or other nasty condition.

Hey Carl, I finally bagged the office slut but damn she had a foul cheese keeper!

by Mr Vegas July 27, 2016

dick cheese

oh no 3 cheese cubes in dick help

toaster dick nerd
ass ouch owie

man i hate having dick cheese
dick cheese man
fucking dick cheese the doctors dont know how to remove it help
dick cheese eater

by casualtater August 20, 2019

Cheese Frenchee

1. When you and a friend from Wisconsin have cheese curds in your mouth and when you French kiss, you swap curds

2. A deep fried grilled cheese

Once she shared that cheese frenchee, I knew she was the one

by Cheese Austin May 15, 2022

turtle cheese

A chewy substance that is formed from only the truest and most pure rabbit's milk.

"Man I could really go for some turtle cheese right about now."

by turtle.cheese.lover708 July 23, 2017

chicken and blue cheese

a common term for cocaine

got some chicken and blue cheese

by BarakaMKX April 20, 2018

Mac and cheese

A massive coronary brought on by assholes that purposely drug you, to get you out of their hair because you know too much, and know what they do is completely wrong.

E: I'm going to mac and cheese this bitch for discovering my affair.
D: Well I already got my husband, so do it up. I won't tell.
M: I'll whip up that chili for you to help it along.....

by Myneighborsarekillingmecuzthey September 19, 2020

Wisconsin Cheese Log

Proper name for a man's penis after he has engaged in sexual intercourse with a woman suffering from a yeast infection.

Damn yo, after I finished banging this girl last night I went to the bathroom and saw I had a full-blown Wisconsin Cheese Log. I washed off my dick and got the hell out of there...

Did you hear? Agnes gave Gordy a Wisconsin Cheese Log after they got out of the hot tub...

After we had sex, I asked for a blowjob so I could feed her the Wisconsin Cheese Log her friend gave me earlier in the night.

by Gordy McDonkeypunch October 13, 2013