deez nuts

the unfunniest joke

Guy 1: do u know the company DN?
Guy 2: no what is it about?
Guy 1: DEEZ NUTS!! lLOSLAOAOA a,q,q,11111,1,1,1,1,1.1.1’zoepaspal

Guy 2: please stop. this isn’t funny anymore. i know that ur dad is dead and ur having a hard time. im always here for u.
Guy 1: i got him good!
i got him good…. *depression!!!!!!*

by funny chungus August 25, 2021

Nut Soaker

When hiking in Arizona and you encounter a river that is only deep enough to soak your nuts if you sit in it.

So I was hiking in the afternoon heat and was lucky enough to come across a Nut Soaker

by Pesos Weinstein September 16, 2020

No nut November

A racist fascist holiday invented by conservatives. Its racist because i say so. I think that we should all fap at least twice a day. There are many good things about fapping. Im anti masculine.

Fuck conservatives and no nut November racisf fascist asshole

by Oral Anul November 1, 2021

Off my nut

your so high you don’t know what your doing where you are or why you even exist.
meaning that your so off your face you forget your own address and end up on a train headed for London

James:“i forgot i had existed again”
Tyler:“same”
James:“i don’t know about you but i’m absolutely Off my nut”

by itz_jacd August 29, 2022

No Nut November

No Nut November is cancled this year due to COVID-19, all men may be doing there deed free of worry this year.

Hey Simon no Nut November is cancled because of that COVID-19.

by Lenis November 1, 2020

smoketh thy nuts

Old English: a derivative of Shakespeare's era when deflecting a kinard or provacation

Thou shalt smoketh thy nuts for your insolence

by Damocles of the peloponnese October 29, 2020

Nut brush

When a male ejaculates onto his partner's toothbrush so they can brush their teeth.

I gave my girl a nut brush to help with her dental hygiene.

by Blazer426 June 11, 2025