To insert a flacid penis into a Gatorade bottle let it get hard, be unable to get it out, eventually but into the bottle and take it out after becoming flacid.
by Gay nigga gangbang December 5, 2019

When you go get a tan, but your balls didn’t get tanned and are pale in comparison to the rest of your body.
I went to the beach the other day. My girl really liked my tan, but didn’t like my macadamia nuts. :/
by Justice for Rachel December 26, 2020

A leftist that believes any and all woes especially violent mob actions comes from conservatives or those that don’t fit in their assigned social roles as per the leftist philosophies
L: The police caused this riot
Friend speaking reason: don’t be a blue conned nut they tried to save a kid being held hostage
Friend speaking reason: don’t be a blue conned nut they tried to save a kid being held hostage
by Nightbard March 7, 2021

A ninny, a person who is so dumb that you can’t even fathom speaking to them. Nut city, a place where ninny’s live that closely resembles the circus and clowns.
by UrBiggestHater March 3, 2024

Directly at ter masturbating to a picture of his lifelong crush, he felt a little guilty and wondered if he even liked her at all, but those were just nut thoughts.
by Ianrayc March 14, 2019

Josh and Samantha are nuts on par. They both fight about the stupidest shit.
That's nuts on par enough to work.
That's nuts on par enough to work.
by Alfred July 24, 2008
