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Jim: *eats candy*
Kim: Oh No!!! You are bleeding
Jim: Oh come here and let me give you a Red Velvet Smooch
Jim: *eats candy*
Kim: Oh No!!! You are bleeding
Jim: Oh come here and let me give you a Red Velvet Smooch
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Wife: Yes -- I'll be "running red".
Husband: Won't you be on the rag?
Wife: Yes -- I'll be "running red".
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