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Taste like cardboard

Stiffness in texture or taste “appetite left” .

It's a comparison. They're not saying it is literally inedible, they're saying it tastes similar to something inedible
Her “Pussy taste like Cardboard “..

Them taste testers taste like cardboard 🤢🤮
by Dcmarylandvirginia December 31, 2022
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Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!

When some one shits their fucking pants because they got fucked up 10-1000 years ago
Friend: I just saw someone with a Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*
by Sebastiansanchat AAAAAAAAAAAAA December 31, 2022
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Drive-By Like

When someone “likes” one of your recent Facebook posts, but when you ask them about it, they have little recollection of having seen it.
“Dude, you “liked” my Facebook post about that chick that i put up Monday, and now you’re acting like you never saw it? Hmmm. Must’ve been a “drive-by like”.
by Rahad Jackson December 31, 2022
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hung like a fish

To be hung like some fish means your penis is purportedly comparable not to that fish's penis, but to the whole fish. A Northern pike (Esox lucius), the species of pike most familiar to your average Brit, grows up to 150 centimeters (59 inches) long.
by preston1234 January 6, 2023
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Like chasing

When someone likes all of the posts of someone they like on social media hoping that they get noticed so they can shoot their shot with them
“Tray is so thirsty to get with Andrea that he’s always like chasing her in IG
by Kyra G January 8, 2023
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Feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece

Used to describe a football player whose passes or shots go anywhere other than intended.

Insinuates that the player's feet at shaped like a seven-sided coin used in the UK, adding a random directional factor to any strike of the ball.
Darwin Nunez has fucked up that chance again. His feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece!
by KloppOut January 12, 2023
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Hung like a Ham

When you are so fucking hungover you are unable to talk....and unable to walk.
Johnny didn’t make it to class today because he was Hung like a Ham
by Saucybastard November 28, 2018
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