Penis Smith

A person who's middle and last name also corresponds to his craft.

That one P. Smith has been penis smithing that spreadsheet pretty hard all week.

by Brink Soul Skater January 24, 2023

glisse-penis

Mechanical spray lubricant such as WD-40. A French Canadian slang used by mechanics and others trades working in the underground mines. When something is seized up and needs loosening you apply the Glisse-Penis onto it to free up any nut, bolt or shaft. Commonly heard in and around underground mines.

Hey Donny Passe moi le glisse-penis
This definitely needs some glisse-penis
Fucker seized pretty good. Get some glisse-penis on that stat.

by Ugminer September 16, 2020

Penis Fetus

What comes out when you pass a kidney stone.

Honey, I think I just passed a Penis Fetus! I feel so much better now.

by Joyful Journey July 2, 2023

Elephant Penis

I was told that if I make a definition for this I would get and elephant penis.

"Please give me and Elephant Penis"

by The Grimm one September 5, 2022

Bench penis

When you have to bench your penis because your such a player.

I get too much vag I need to bench penis

by erpfeljbfgpfdfu July 26, 2017

Pinot Penis

When you drink too much Pinot Grigio to the point where it’s nearly impossible for you to feel any sexual stimulation. - Equivalent to whiskey dick.

Last night I hit her with the Pinot Penis, I couldn’t cum, but she fell in love.

by 2skip3 January 21, 2021

hockey puck penis

a penis that is round like a hockey puck and is similar to a chode but way fatter and green.

"Woah! Kai has a hockey puck penis!"

by Glizzyglobber March 20, 2023