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nut-butt contraption

a machine with a metal pipe connecting your wee-wee tip to your rectum. So when the operator of the machine ejaculates, all the semen funnels into his asshole in the hope of making the operator pregnant.
Rick: "Did you know Steve had a baby even though he's a man?"
Nick: "Yeah I heard he used a nut-butt contraption to make that happen."
Rick: "Damn, well how about that."
by the all-knowing boof May 24, 2023
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Hammer Nuts

Julian has Very Strong Hammer Nuts
by Mz Asian Snow Bunny October 1, 2022
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Nut Tucker

A man who dresses or acts like a character from " The Nutcracker".
Where is your nut tucker girlfriend? She looks so handsome you say. She tucks them back right?
by Stayflo November 23, 2022
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Nut Sack Turbulance

Nut Sack Turbulance can mean many things!

1) Randomly Grabbing your nut sack and stuff!

2) Nutting with your nut sack and stuff and it causes Turbulance because the Nut Sack keeps moving.

3) Nutting with your nut sack while watching porn or cartoon porn and your brother or friend interrupts you, so you have the "which online girl is hotter" contest while nutting and wearing pants. Usually ends in going to the gym later.

4) Nutting the sack and there's pants covering it while in random outside places or the bathroom or office.

In almost all scenarios, you achieve PNC, then the mind gets clearer. Then you go to the gym later.
Edward: Nutting the sack in the bathroom to get ready to talk about Wall Street stuff.

*Nut Sack Turbulance!

*Earthquake!

Achieves PNC. Mind gets clear.

Blah blah blah trading stuff.

Wealth increases.

Does ten push-ups!
by HawaiianPunch1 December 19, 2023
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thees nut

A different way of saying deez nutz. This one is actually funny.
by naughtytexting June 5, 2016
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Fried NUT

now that's a fried nut
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Pee Nut Butter

The product made from the fat and protein components of a Homo-sapien's pee and nut.
It is a semi-solid emulsion at room temperature, consisting of approximately 80% nutterfat.
-Matt , do you want some pee nut butter on your toast ?
-Sure , Alyza , it's so tasty !
by Ashes January 14, 2021
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