What's red, and bad for your teeth?

a brick.

Yuuko: Hey Mai! What's red, and bad for your teeth?
Mai: a brick.

Yuuko: Huh?
*brick falling down crushing her skull*
*explosion*

by coffeemccoffee May 17, 2023

girl in red

listening to girl in red = being a lesbian

H: Hey do you listen to girl in red?
T: Yea I do
H: oh so are You a lesbian then?
T: yea

by existing_sucks September 12, 2022

red

Synonym for suspicious.

I think you're red.

by l a w n m o w e r November 8, 2020

Red Drizzle

A scarcely unknown masturbation technique where you cut the palm of your hand and use the blood as lubrication to masturbate with, the pleasure cancels out the pain.

"Barry have you tried out the Red Drizzle?"
"Yes but where I'm from we call it a death wank"

by Soggy sack May 14, 2018