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Emoji Penis

When your friend sends an emoji, a normal message, then another emoji so it looks like a penis.
"🙂
Good morning
😚"
"You just made an Emoji Penis"
by Jewish Banana December 9, 2021
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penis

by dabonthehaters469 January 10, 2020
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Penis

A nice long water bottle that you suck on
by cancerouse connely March 7, 2022
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Connors Penis

Very very very large cock, all connor’s are hung like a horse. all the girls love him and whenever they see his dick they instantly fall in love and want to fuck him. he’s very good in bed and is uncut.
Girl 1- Connors Penis is so big
Girl 2- How big is is?
Girl 1- Well over 15 inches!!
by haha or satin June 3, 2023
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Penis numbler

This phrase is used to describe women or men who are "bad" at giving head /sucking a man's penis . It refers to the numbly motion that the suck on it
Becky is a right penis numbler
by Fannyfiddler2.0 January 3, 2022
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Penis levitation

When a guy's pulsating, steel-hard dick, engorged like a demonic battering ram, not only hoists a chick's dripping wet pussy clean off the floor against a wall but spins her like a fucking rotisserie chicken, her screams echoing as his cock levitates her into a frenzy, cum splattering like a goddamn Jackson Pollock painting while the room smells like burnt lust and shattered morals.
"Tried Penis Levitation with my girl last night
-spun her ass like a top, walls dripping, neighbors calling exorcists!" Short enough for Urban Dictionary but so fucking vile it'll make virgins combust and Reddit implode.
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Penis

A thing men love up their ass.
by n33my October 27, 2020
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