Black Cock Down

The act of strapping your sex partner's arms to a ceiling fan, laying underneath them with your dick in their orifice, and turning the fan on so they spin around on your dick.Usually accompanied by helicopter sound effects or yelling.

"Speaking of Helicopters, my girlfriend gave me a Black Cock Down last night."
"What?"
"Don't ask..."

by Keeperofreptiles November 17, 2012

Cockstache (Cock Mustache)

When a female has a guy's balls in her mouth and his dick is horizontal across her face underneath her nose. This overall making it look like the girl has a cockstache or cock mustache.

If the dude has some pubes, it could also be called giving a girl a Bitler

How about you suck my balls....my dick is across her face. Hmm how do you like my Cockstache (Cock Mustache)hardy har harrr

by HmmmAwkwardd September 16, 2011

mom cock block

When your mom catches you bringing a girl into her house and prevents you from banging her.

"Dude, I got mom cock blocked. I was just about to bang that chick but then my mom came in and made the slut go home."

by wiseguy009 November 16, 2009

I love cock

Its is a slang for "i love you too'

Woman: do you love me
Man: i love cock
Woman: what the fuck

by JibranmRauf March 5, 2022

Cock Knocking Fuck

A man who is acting like a jerk or an ass as pertaining to how he treats women.

Did you hear about him? He got caught messing around on his girl. What a cock knocking fuck.

by Burned66 November 27, 2012

Cock Block Tortoise

When someone puts a washing basket on their back to look like a tortoise and performs a cock block by crawling onto a couple's bed whilst they are making intercourse

"i got completely undressed, put on a washing basket and cock block tortoised onto nat's bed who was shagging zach"

by jabbott August 22, 2011

Horse like cock

Someone who’s cock resembles a horses and is able to trip over it if not contained and looked after properly

Amelia Thomson has a horse like cock

by Skinny of the legends May 7, 2020