Gruff Nuts

Gruff Nuts are the little balls of poo that find themselves entangled with your bum fuzz.
Gruff Nuts are similar to dingle berries, the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that tied up in your bum hair that to pick them free means ripping out a good patch of arse lawn.

My house mate was screaming in pain this morning picking out all his gruff Nuts.

by Tony Balony the Phony September 1, 2021

Deez Nuts

My nuts are bigger than youre moms brain.

Deez nuts in your mom

by Quandale Dingle 💀 June 6, 2023

nut bust

When you cun so much you dick blows up.

oh fuck i just nut busted and now i have no dick

by asshat1111111111 December 7, 2018

Deez nuts

The forbidden joke

Person A- Are you related to Prince Philip?
Peron B- No, why?
Person A- CAUSE YOU COFFIN ON DEEZ NUTS

by ya.boi.skinny.penis. June 16, 2021

Nutella nut

Nutella nut is when a black male masterbates and climaxes in a Nutella jar and then proceeds to spread it on bread and eats it

Bro I had some good ass Nutella nut yesterday you should try it sometime

by A big ass nigga with a duck February 2, 2018

NO NUT NOVEMBER

cant bust a nut

i failed NO NUT NOVEMBER

by Wordgod671 November 3, 2021

nut tool

The long metal tool a follower has to use to free their leader’s nuts when they get stuck in a crack. It should be thin (to account for even the smallest nuts), and ideally have a leash so you don’t drop it. It should also have a hook on the working end. On the handle end a flat spot is nice so when you have to hit it hard to remove their nuts, you don’t hurt your hand.

A person with a rack should absolutely own a nut tool.

Also called a pro key. An important part of your traditional rock climbing toolkit.

“Do you have a nut tool? I don’t want to lose nuts on this climb.”

by GayClimber March 17, 2025