I'd Pee in Her Butt

She is so hot, your main thinking isnt to actually pee in her butt, but you would if she wanted you to.

At the bar with your buddies, a hotty walks across the room, you say I'd Pee in Her Butt.

by Kulvir March 5, 2012

my butt is red

You get a red butt typically when you get a wedgie

My butt is red: So when I was a 8th grader dick gave me a big wedgie he just yanked my underwear so hard and so tightly that IT HURT then dick gave me. A hanging wedgie a few hours later

by AHoof March 10, 2022

boston butt roast

A cut of pork roast from the hind end of a pig

My wife makes a delicious boston butt roast for Sunday dinner on special occasions

by FahQuewDewd April 5, 2021

box of butt hair

Something so insane and disturbing that it has no defensible or rational explanation. Used as an object for comparison to someone, something, or some act by another person.

Did you see what Sally did? That bitch is crazier than a box of butt hair.

by anteefunkee January 13, 2009

half butt naked

it is when a person is half naked after their butt. Meaning, they aren’t wearing pants or underwear.

“I opened my mom’s door and saw my mom half butt naked! why wasn’t she wearing any pants after she let me come in?”

by gggccc6 November 19, 2020

The ballerina butt fuck

The ballerina butt fuck is a sex position where the female spins on one foot on the male's erect penis like a ballerina while the female's ass is shaking in a manner that makes the male excited. After doing this, the female can go in 2 different ways, the female can either jump and land on the penis so is goes into the butt and the fucking continues normally. Or, you can jump towards the male's face, spread your legs in midair and land onto the face. If done correctly, this can be a Mortal Kombat finishing move.

Male: Hey, want to do The ballerina butt fuck?
Female: Sure.
Male: If you break my face with your ass, ima eat it.

by The stoopid guy August 13, 2019

Weenie-butt Kick

When you blackmail a person of male origin who does not want to be tattled on, so they prepare their schlong, nads, and sphincter for destruction by getting on their hands and knees with the legs spread while the perfectly angled foot of the extortionist (usually a smarter, older sister) football kicks the entire region into oblivion.

Sis - "I'm going to tell dad you broke his favorite tool!" Little bro - "NO, PLEASE DON'T!" Sis - "5 weenie-butt kicks and I won't." Little bro - *gets on hands and knees* Sis - "OOONNEEE!... TWOOOO!..." Little bro - *nads already gone from 2 weenie-butt kicks*

by omn1p0tent October 23, 2018