cut the red tape

a 90's term for quit fooling around, made popular by sailor moon.

Goldilocks: i'm pregnant.
Little red riding hood: orly? is baby bear paying child support?
Goldilocks: cut the red tape, red, this is serious shit!

by Stupidly Sophisticated February 14, 2014

Red Woman Syndrome

Red Woman Syndrome is a disease passed on from a Wicked Red Woman to a man. It can only occur in males who have come into contact with wicked red woman.Serious cases of this disease come from heartbreak or taking in a horn from a red woman.There is no known cure for this disease at the moment but getting back tgt with the red woman is very beneficial

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John got horn by a red woman, he now has red woman syndrome

by Dr.Jacobdavirgin March 4, 2022

Red Drizzle

A scarcely unknown masturbation technique where you cut the palm of your hand and use the blood as lubrication to masturbate with, the pleasure cancels out the pain.

"Barry have you tried out the Red Drizzle?"
"Yes but where I'm from we call it a death wank"

by Soggy sack May 14, 2018