Why do I always get the nuts?

How come all my customers are men? It would sure be nice to meet a few chicks around this joint for a change.

after ordering Gooberberry sundaes
Spongebob: Oh waaaaiiiter!!! Waaaiiiiiiiter!! WaiTOR! Waiter!
Waiter: Why do I always get the nuts?

by jm080800 June 29, 2019

national get your girlfriend a gift day

gentlemen it’s time for you to be a big man. get that sexy mama of yours and give her a gift of a lifetime. check vsco,pinterest,insta, but no cringe. good luck fellas!

“bro did you get your girl a gift?”
“for what?”
“national get your girlfriend a gift day”

by WackyWollie April 23, 2019

dua to get divorce from husband 9587275411

Love is the thing, which can bind you or anyone with other one, after then that other person becomes special for you as you become special for him/her. Love teaches us the best way to live the life with happiness and fun. Love is the precious feeling of everyone’s heart, it can neither be created nor be destroyed for someone special for you. Love just come in the heart and goes from the heart itself. Love is the God gifted love liest feeling of heart ever on the earth.

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or email to us:- [e-mail]

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by mantrafordivorce April 24, 2019

Get your dick off my counter

When someone is invading your personal space, their dick is on your counter. To get them to back off, you say "get your dick off my counter."

Dude, you need to back up off me! Get your dick off my counter!

by Capn Fantastick April 19, 2018

get on my knees and kiss your toes

as in beg for forgiveness

What do you want me to do? Get on my knees and kiss your toes?

by sweetness95926 May 31, 2016

bouta get glass in your eyes in a minute

Something you can say to people with glasses if they are annoying you

Kid named krish: hey, your dumb, shame shame shame

You: shut up

Krish: haha shut up hahahahaha shut up

You: you "bouta get glass in your eyes in a minute"

by Yeet.com July 1, 2020

As soon as the bucket gets full they kick it over.

Describes a person's tendency towards self-sabotage. In essence, it describes a behavioural pattern where someone undermines their own progress or success just when things seem to be going exceptionally well for them they self-destruct and will often hurt those around them.

As soon as his business was going really well, a CEO needlessly chose to set up a competing business behind his business partners back discreetly asking all the clients to pay into it. He got caught red-handed and lost everything. This happened many times in his personal and professional life. As soon as the bucket gets full they kick it over.

by chennington August 14, 2023