The White Man Did It In One Week

When a clapped ass white guy is dating the finest Asian woman alive.

"HOLY SHIT BRO YOU SEE KYLE'S GIRLFRIEND?"

"ONG BRO The White Man DID IT IN ONE WEEK"

by Bernardo is comp at soccer November 9, 2023

One Hundred Percently

Positively One Hundred Percent. 100%.

I randomly just blurted out "oh, one hundred pecently, I would." and thought of when Thor (MCU) said "all words are made up.".

"I agree with this statemnt One Hundred Percently!" "I One Hundred Percently want to go to Disneyland!"

by rezinator November 21, 2024

One

The lonely number

one is the lonely number

by yourboi ali a January 12, 2019

Foggy one

A cigarette.
Alludes to the fog of smoke you stand in while having one.

"Shall we go out for a foggy one?"
"I'm just popping out for a foggy one."

by XtraThiccBeverage October 24, 2017

one septentrigintillion

one followed by 114 zeros

kid: im so huuuungrrrryyyyyyy i could eat one septentrigintillion horses right now
mom: we will be at the McDonald's soon honey
kid ok *hmph*

by 0/0=/0^x April 19, 2021

One Trillion Dollars

Additionlly...

Hym "If one trillion dollars is a drop in the bucket... Then paying me enough to retire... Is SEVERAL ORDERS OF MAGNITUDE... LESS than a drop the bucket. It's like a simple hydrogen molecule. So no. You just won't want to pay. You have to pay. I DON'T have to work. So, I'm not going to."

by Hym Iam June 20, 2025

One Trick Pony

Or OTP for short, a term used to describe Wayne Harrison, very little talent, zero comedy, overuses basic jokes, otherwise known as a drip.

“Wayne is such a one trick pony, an OTP if you will…what a drip”

by Chapy the Papi June 30, 2021