The most creative person to ever walk into any room. This man levitates up walls, and floats across boulders one tap at a time. Will absolutely destroy you in any game, Magic or ping-pong, you name it he’ll win. Browning a scholar, a poet, and a World hero blessing people with his kindness.
“Browning.. that guy is absolutely amazing. I hope to be more like him someday.”
Young child: “i want to be just like Browning one day”
Parents of young child: “shut up kid, you’ll never be Browning, he’s too great.”
Young child: “i want to be just like Browning one day”
Parents of young child: “shut up kid, you’ll never be Browning, he’s too great.”
by vinny-the-winny August 11, 2025
Get the Browningmug. by Gage Brown January 22, 2021
Get the Gage Brownmug. by HotAlienTea December 7, 2019
Get the Brown Hose Kickmug. a sentance with every letter in the english lexicon typically used to test typewritters or keyboards to test if all letters work
Customer: "my keyboard doesnt work"
technician:the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
technician: you lied
technician:the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
technician: you lied
by why is everything being used April 12, 2022
Get the the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dogmug. When two men get together and one shits in the others mouth, While the man has shit in his mouth the other
fucks his shit filled mouth.
fucks his shit filled mouth.
by Hesh69CSgod January 12, 2021
Get the The Fuzzy Brown Caterpillarmug. Disclaimer: Don’t go out looking for cuddly brown bear! Most brown bears will not be ready to cuddle with you because they don’t like you! Cuddly brown bears like to cuddle and they are brown.
by Cuddlybrownbearlover January 17, 2018
Get the cuddly brown bearsmug. This theory covers the principle that you have some people who are incompetent but get promoted anyway due to arrogance, self-belief and ignorance of their own capabilities and limitations. Their self-belief comes across as confidence and skill during short interview exposure where real skills are not challenged or tested thoroughly. Ultimately they become a manager. They try to exert control over all future situations, despite a lack of informed knowledge.
These employees float up to the top of an organisation, repeating the same process. and this is why there is a layer of shit often floating at the top, underneath which capable employees become exhausted and disgruntled.
This in essence is the Polystyrene Brown Management Theory.
It gains its name from some simple principles. If placed in water, Polestyrene will float to the top, pushing everything out of its way to get there, where it refuses to sink, is bad for the environment and is generally just shit. Inhibiting the necessary light needed for employee growth underneath where they are left in a less oxygen-rich environment, unable to get the necessary straws to aid breathing, due to the budget cuts imposed by said Polystyrene Brown Management.
The environment that the employee is left to work in starts to turn brown, and everywhere they look they feel they are surrounded by shit.
These employees float up to the top of an organisation, repeating the same process. and this is why there is a layer of shit often floating at the top, underneath which capable employees become exhausted and disgruntled.
This in essence is the Polystyrene Brown Management Theory.
It gains its name from some simple principles. If placed in water, Polestyrene will float to the top, pushing everything out of its way to get there, where it refuses to sink, is bad for the environment and is generally just shit. Inhibiting the necessary light needed for employee growth underneath where they are left in a less oxygen-rich environment, unable to get the necessary straws to aid breathing, due to the budget cuts imposed by said Polystyrene Brown Management.
The environment that the employee is left to work in starts to turn brown, and everywhere they look they feel they are surrounded by shit.
Polysterene Brown Management Theory
"I have been working in this company for 23 years, and we don't need to change or adapt to any of these dumbfounding IT security principles or ideas you have, if you don't like it then leave!!!!" - said David.
"Well David, that's some "Polysternene Brown Management Theory" bullshit right there you useless bag of limp dicks" - replied Kevin.
"I have been working in this company for 23 years, and we don't need to change or adapt to any of these dumbfounding IT security principles or ideas you have, if you don't like it then leave!!!!" - said David.
"Well David, that's some "Polysternene Brown Management Theory" bullshit right there you useless bag of limp dicks" - replied Kevin.
by irishwolfdogg June 25, 2021
Get the Polysterene Brown Management Theorymug.