monkey penis

similar to, ‘thats so queer’ literally just a term for something that sucks or is ass

“ that game is so monkey penis “

by ren??? April 24, 2024

Monkey

Monkeys are people with shits for brains and are incompetent.
Like The Mother Fuker that’s going on urban dictionary and writing random shit like Her <3, Like wtf that shit is not and does not belong anywhere near the urban dictionary.

Tyler: I think we should jump off the bridge into the river
Jamal: Nig are u a freaking Monkey?

by TheAfricanBootyScratcher August 11, 2023

monkey playing a computer

Monkeys don't use computers there not smart. there stupid minds are stupid stupid stupid.

Mom I saw a monkey playing a computer. honey monkeys don't do that.

by please be appropriate March 6, 2020

Monkey

A male or female human being with the ears the size of a elephants

That guy is a monkey with that haircut

by Monkman625 February 19, 2023

Hawaiian Monkey Sex

When you shit into a coconut and then proceed to bang it, bonus points if you draw a face on it.

Dude 1: bro did you here about what Tyler did?
Dude 2: no.
Dude 1: he was having hawaiian monkey sex.

by darknest555 April 12, 2022

Raging Banana Monkeys

A saying when you're acting pissy but you aren't mad ^^

1. RAGING BANANA MONKEYS ! D:<

2. Taylor is such a raging banana monkey

by The.Person.In.Your.Closet December 4, 2010

Arch Monkeys

A person that is rough around the edges, loud, and unapologetically themselves, whether at home or in public. They don’t follow typical social norms, often acting impulsively, speaking bluntly, and bringing chaos wherever they go. Basically a loose canon mixed with a bit retarded

Man, my brothers are acting like some arch monkeys whenever we have people over

by McC1 March 30, 2025