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Cock Lock

Usually occurs when a girl is sucking your dick... She opens her mouth that wide to accomodate your penis that it locks in the open position
Guy 1: Dude! Why is that girl walking round with her mouth open is she catching flies or something?

Guy 2: She must have just sucked dick and got cock lock!
by Lumox January 2, 2011
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stalking my cock

I've been stalking my cock all morning trying to get rid of this hangover.
by SHLA June 23, 2011
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Chubby Cock Holster

A promiscuous, full figured woman who is builded like a brick shithouse.
Bradley said;
April may be a full figured girl, but it's in all the right places.
Ed said;
Yea, & I heard she's a "Chubby Cock Holster"...
by BIGGEDD666 April 14, 2011
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cock diesel

A man who has a very large penis and can steal virginity and make women orgasm at the very sight of his chiseled body and athleticism that would make a wild hyena purr like a kitten

A person that is cock diesel usually play a position of much importance in football (such as receiver) and normally has a girlfriend that is a Katie
Dam son that man is cock diesel, know wonder he with Katie
by daddy fat stacks March 1, 2010
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cock in the cash register

When the owner of an establishment, usually a restaurant or bar, uses/abuses their position as owner and has sex with their employees or customers.
Jeff: "Who's that dude molesting the bartender?"
Pete: "That's Greg, the owner of the hotel."
Jeff: "What, that fucker, shit he has his cock in the cash register."
Pete: "Damn right dude, you gotta be careful with that shit, some bitch is gonna come along and scream sexual harrasment and slam that register door right on his pecker."
Jeff: "No shit, that is going to hurt his johnson and his wallet."
Pete: "True dat."
by Pete Dick January 19, 2008
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Norsworthy Cock Punch

Punching a male's erect penis with the force and intention of driving it into the male's body. Usually performed by a woman under the pretense of sexually servicing said man. The optimal result (from the assaulter's point of view) is the penis telescoping and collapsing into the pelvis.
Dude Michele was blowing me and I said "You're even better than your sister. She got mad and gave me a norsworthy cock punch.... It hurt so bad I cried and threw up and cried some more"
by blondefarmgirl July 30, 2010
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rock my cock

Whenever a female proceeds to do sexual acts upon your penis
"That ho' is totally gonna rock my cock bro"
by Johnhopkins May 13, 2017
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