The Penis-Master

ARE YOU THE PENIS-MASTER!?!?

Hym "The Penis-Master bit was hilarious by the way. I had never even heard of Dave Landau until I saw him on the show but that bit popped up one day and, yeah, it was good. He's legit.'

by Hym Iam April 24, 2023

Pant Penis

When you sit while wearing pants, extra fabric in the crotch forms a fold that resembles a penis.

I need to pull my pants or else I’ll have a pant penis!

by Jeanne Mango October 1, 2019

Irrigation Penis

IP is the officially recognized acronym of Irrigation Penis founded by the one and only frog god

HAHA I GOT YOU'RE IRRIGATION PENIS NOW I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE

by Zakir Abdul Ghaffari Bin Osama January 4, 2021

Penis breath

Breath that smells like sweaty balls.

That bitch got some penis breath.

by Master dick senpai June 7, 2017

Penis

Penis=Sex

I want to suck your penis.

by PheonixFire69420 May 30, 2023

Penis

A body part which u can move with ur mind

Josh; look how I can move my penis side to side, up and down
Kate: holy shit that's some powerful moves babe

by That one Indian scammer July 7, 2020

Penis Enis Game

The following are the rules how The Penis Enis Game is played.

One person tries to recite the following in 9 consecutive messages:
Penis
Enis
NIs
Is
S
Is
Nis
Enis
Penis

The recipient's goal is to "block" the Penis Enis by writing "Penis" before the sender can recite the full Penis Enis sequence.

Him: "Penis
Enis
Nis
Is
S
Is

Me: Penis

Him: Damn, nice block

Me: Yeah, you suck at the Penis Enis Game I always beat you.

by ericinman September 9, 2020