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Nuts

Someone or something that is acting crazy or un-intelligent.
That sack o' sumthin you got between your legs.
That guy's nuts. I mean look at him.
Ow! You hit my nuts!
by bozoballs69 April 14, 2022
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Ombo Nuts

a more extreme adjective form of the word ombo
Your father has overdosed on crystal meth and he became involved in an accident at the sausage factory, he didn't receive help until 4 weeks after the incident, so there wasn't much we could do. it looks like he's fucking ombo nuts
by Sunshin3 May 24, 2010
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Nut Plug

The penetration of ones anus with the entire contents of the scrutum of another.
When I was finnished nut plugging my girlfriend my sack looked like a chocolate dipped coin purse.
by They, Us, Our October 25, 2018
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Toasty nuts

That act in which one releases a high temp Flatulence while sitting down thus resulting in a burning sensation on the testicals that they feel toasted
"Oh bro the other day I was sitting in class and I let one rip and it was a fucking hot one and it traveled up to my nuts and gave myself some toasty nuts
by Hugecockring April 3, 2019
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No nut november

This "challenge" is the basically using your dick for pissing only for one month.
Jacob: Are you participing in the No nut novemeber?
Kid: Yes, why
*Jacob runs for his life BECAUSE HE REALLY HATES no nut november*
by arandomkidwhotrynafindname December 3, 2018
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deez nuts

a very old joke that isn't very funny but is very annoying instead but people still say it for three reasons 1. there still in 6th grade 2. their annoying mfs 3. they tryna shut you up
"hey look its candace"
"whos candace"

"can deez nuts fit 9 inches deep down yo momma throat"
"shut the fuck up"
by deeznutsinurmomcoochie January 12, 2022
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Nut Blocker

Typically known as Karen or Sharon, pops up during segments of pornos and tends to make you flaccid due to their ugly complexion and manager complaint attitude.
I was really getting in to it, but then the nut blocker ruined it for me
by Pizzaeater69 December 4, 2019
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