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Monkey Head

Used to make fun of somebody for being dumb. Or worshipping them for having the largest brain and balls of them all. It's yours to decide.
Example one:

Guy #1: e = mc squared.
Guy #2: You've got a monkey head!
Example two:
Guy #1: You're gay.
Guy #2: You're a monkey head.
by Virtual Fella April 26, 2021
mugGet the Monkey Headmug.

Eating the monkey

Code for eating pussy. Eating the monkey is something that must be done; it is mandatory. If you don't eat the monkey, you are a bitch.
Person 1: Yo AC, were you eating the monkey last night?
Person 2: Nah bruh, why the fuck would I do that?
Person 3: You have to eat the monkey bro. What are you some kind of pussy?
by Digital Gus Fring July 30, 2022
mugGet the Eating the monkeymug.

Monkey time

Boyfriend: hey baby it's "monkey time".
Girlfriend: be there in a second.
by Anonymous5926 November 27, 2022
mugGet the Monkey timemug.

Monkey

A watermelon slurpin', popeyes munchin', kool aid lovin', gang sign repping', chain dragging', tree hanging', cotton picking', cross burning', track running', basket ball playing', blues singing', night time thieving', cracker hating ', sneaker stealing', car jacking', no father', food stamp', jail living', big nose', big lip', child support skipping', pants sagging', single mother having', weed smoking', gang banging', drug dealing', opp killing', vine swinging', trap house living', whip scar having', fellow inhabiting the place we know called Compton
My friend Jontavius is such a monkey, he waited in line for 3hrs to get popeyes
by Jasontavius March 25, 2022
mugGet the Monkeymug.

monkey piss

yo homie you wanna do some monkey piss befor school
by mason hagen September 13, 2021
mugGet the monkey pissmug.

Milk Monkey

A woman that always will do any thing for her to get plowed and drink the juice
Stephanie, your such a fucking milk monkey you cum sucking slut
by Dhshann July 18, 2023
mugGet the Milk Monkeymug.

The monkey

The act of throwing shit at your partner during sex
They did the monkey and it smelled
by Hdhdhdgdgdh September 11, 2018
mugGet the The monkeymug.

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