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push monkey 

A style of intercourse most commonly used by the welsh, it involves sticking your hand from below a females waist and beneath the groin, thrusting using the leverage from your exterior motor created by a bend in the arm on your balls to generate speed.
"I was watching this porno in my backyard and this guy was doing the push monkey on this MILF."
push monkey by jahart666 June 10, 2015
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Floor Monkey 

Anyone who works at the front lines of an organization. At a bank, it would be the tellers. At a service organization it would be those who deal directly with clients or customers. Floor monkeys can of course be well paid if they are, for example, at a large multinational corporation where they make sure computer servers are up and running properly, make sure a company's invoices are paid on time or provide information, reports or expert knowledge to business-to-business clients. Essentially, they are at the bottom of the organizational pyramid and rarely if ever have direct reports.
John and I are both floor monkeys at work. If were weren't there to keep things running management would be screwed. I don't think they even know what we do.

My boss always has his head in the clouds, if it weren't for us floor monkeys this company would grind to a halt and all of the "organizational goals" would be irrelevant
Floor Monkey by jdogg00 June 27, 2015

Douche monkey 

Douche monkey means: Someone being rude also acting very ignorant and saying or doing something uncalled for. (2) An insult or joke to use for someone you do not like or are friends with
(1)
Guy: "Hey lady you would look good in my bed."
Girl: "Go away you Douche monkey."

(2)
Girl:"My Douche monkey where have you been?"
Girl(2):"Did you just call me Douche monkey??"
Girl:"It was a jokey insult."
Douche monkey by Dalyena October 26, 2015

morse monkey 

Someone in the armed forces who made a living out of listening to morse code
morse monkey by candle12 February 2, 2016

grumpy monkey 

When your man wants some lovin but he didn't get you what you want
Scott tried to get some but i went all grumpy monkey on his ass
grumpy monkey by FLwheeler April 18, 2016

north monkey 

Friend: Hey man how was your trip to Toronto?
Me: Eh it was okay just a ton of fuckin North Monkeys
north monkey by Saucy_Gorbachev April 26, 2016

sweet monkey balls 

A expression to show general joy.
Male: Will you go to prom wih me?
Female: Sure.
Male: Oh sweet monkey balls!