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dicking around

Sitting upon ones arse, wasting time.

A free thinking, free spirited form of entertainment.

Time spent unwisely due to the lack of enough intelligence to complete a moderately complicated task.
by tiko October 28, 2003
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MOBA Dick

A MOBA Dick is someone who is constantly trying to convince you to play MOBA games, such as League of Legends, or wanting you to sign up and give them credit, so that they recieve in-game rewards.
Friend: "Hey, wanna sign up for League, and tell them I told you about it?"
Me: "Dude, don't be such a MOBA Dick."
by Hellspwn August 20, 2013
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Daikon Dick

Semi erect penis.

Name comes from daikon radish, which when cut on both tips and not fully ripe, resembles a semi erect penis; very jiggly while slightly hard.
"We didn't go all the way. He went daikon dick"
by pabzi January 21, 2012
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Pod Dick

The ugly morphing enemy on the original NES Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Also any person that resembles him.
Jonny: Man this game is so fucking hard!
Skaz: You aint seen shit, you aint even faced the Pod Dick yet.

Stephen: Fuck that Alan Ballard cocksucker he is such a Pod Dick!
Joey: Hell yeah I totally agree.
by Skazellino January 27, 2012
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Dick Richard

Someone who creates a fake profile on any social network (Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, Etc.) and adds almost everyone from a certain school, town, family, or gang. and talks trash or anything a Douche bag would do. Also know to be a lonely person with no life!
Example:

Guy 1- Did you see that fake profile on facebook last night?

Guy 2- Yea, That dude is such a Dick Richard

Guy 3- Ikr!!!
by Mr.Awesome84923 September 7, 2011
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dick painting

when a bitch eats something to make her mouth turn that color and then gives her man a blowjob and it turns his dick that color
"ok boii i ate the blue lollipop..lets do some good dick painting"
"YEAHH GURRL"
*sucks dick*
"OH YEAHH MY PENIS IS BLUE"
by berka13 September 12, 2011
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Dick suck

A term made by silkythedon that refers to unecessary hate or trolling towards a fellow person
Silky: you have skinny legs but you are fat
Tings: why are you dick sucking
by Dannybucket7 July 14, 2021
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