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wizard of ass

Betty Whites' interpretation of the Wizard of Oz in parody.
The character that played the wizard in Wizard of Oz may of well been called the Wizard of Ass since he was shrewd and mean when greeting his guests!
by ErinGoBragh December 30, 2016
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ass knickers

I bought my grandpa a pair of Ass Knickers for Christmas
by Legendkiller45 December 30, 2016
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Fuck Ass

When someone at a gathering shows people Youtube videos on their phone, when they obviously should be socializing with others. Particularly, when the Youtube video is an old meme that everyone has seen.
"Hey Delilah, have you seen that weird Gangnam style video? Here let me show you!"
"Joe, first off it's 2017, and it's Mom's funeral you Fuck Ass.
by faspada January 23, 2017
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Ass Feelins

When you grab hold of an ass, which can belong to either sex and you're put into a state of transcendence. The ass has brought you to another dimension. Your own dimension. The dimension of your feelings. Here you are able to fully comprehend and appreciate the ass. On the outside you are utterly speachless. Yet on the inside you have never said so much.
**Image of someone grabbing an ass**
Person 1: Ass feelins?

Person 2: Ass feelins.
by Shiggguru January 31, 2017
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Jet Ass

When someone has an uncontrollable case of diarrhea and sprays like someone who drank a bottle of laxatives.
Harry from Dumb and Dumber had some pretty bad Jet Ass.
by dumbdorelele October 3, 2012
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ass post

Posting to the internet, usually Facebook, with your ass while your phone is in your pocket. This results in one or multiple posts of random and often repeated characters.
Julia: It wasn't your fault I got fat.
Julia:++++++++++++++988+/////
Julia:++9988
Julia://///+-
Jay: Did you just ass post?
by Slapping Theresa October 14, 2012
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Campion Ass

An ass coated with the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.
Man, what a night. I think the football team pulled a train on me, I have campion ass.
by antonymus August 4, 2012
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