Doing a John Roberts

You are doing a John Roberts when you try to give both sides something to call a win.

Guy A: "What to do now? My daughter wants to visit Disneyland but my wifey complains it's too expensive for us to go there".
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*

by SupremeCourtNerd July 16, 2020

gorfir do the meht!?

cool people who do cool things

"you are just mad because you are angry" - gorfir do the meht!? member R
"mario wasnt thick enough in the new movie" - gorfir do the meht!? member S

by sapphicsapphire April 5, 2023

Lying to yourself about what you're doing to you can say I can't defeat God/Escape Hell

Lose the game you're trying to play or lose a child. Now.

Hym "Lying to yourself about what you're doing to you can say I can't defeat God/Escape Hell."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

Doing an Amy

Caffeine-filled angry rant, Normal filled with threats to throw laptop out of the window

I would avoid Darren, He's doing an Amy

by Novaside October 3, 2023

Daddy Do-over

The first sexual act after a man divorced with his wife and remarried a new one

“I’m ready for a Daddy Do-over honey!”

by Unwary Scrub October 21, 2021

doing his Nelson Eddy

doing his Nelson Eddy

My dad was doing his Nelson Eddy in the bath

by Marlyyy October 27, 2017

To do a Henke

To do a Henke is when someone heavily depends on you and you purposely screw up. This will usually result in death.

Man, we were so close to winning that. But you just had to do a Henke

by Jorji November 4, 2018