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Urban dictionary

A website where it's harder to not make a joke on than to be serious
Jerry: Go on urban dictionary and make a joke

Tom: Yeah sure
by The Inbred Aubergine March 16, 2020
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urban crabs

A group of people in an urban area that are either hard to kill hard to catch and are a big pain in the ass.
Officer Joe: Damn these urban crabs are everywere but i can never seem to catch em

Officer Dan: Yea i know how you feel, ive cought my share i usualy end up using benedril on them after i cuff them.
by Masta-DD May 2, 2008
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Urban Dictionary

A melting pot for people to post random bullshit for the entire internet to see but was originally ment to be an educational website
Example 1: bro theres a definition for Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary
by Beanssnaeb September 3, 2019
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urban achiever

Someone becomes a urban achiever when they contract syphilis and gonorrhea simultaneously, leaving it untreated until tertiary disease develops. Often associated with long term brain damage.
Yo dawg, did you hear that Philip finally got health insurance and his doctor told him he is now a urban achiever?
by Cheechman321 November 14, 2013
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Urban dictionary

Your in the fucking website you peace of shit, search something up you nipple.
Guy: u used the urban dictionary yet bob?

Bob: everyone has you fucking slow ass bum
by Phonykingmojo March 9, 2019
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Urban Dictionary

Person 1:
Why is your shotgun out?
Person 2:
I looked at urban dictionary...
by THE Neckbeardian Peasant November 21, 2022
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Urban Dictionary

A place where it's supposedly be a dictionary made by it's users, which has now devolved into a place where people rant about people and make definitions that isn't even the real meaning.
in short, urban dictionary is when wikipedia and the internet has a baby.
A : so... i searched up the word chair... what i got was not a chair rather a sexual definition...
B : Urban Dictionary ain't it?
by AccountForCommenting October 5, 2022
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