Penis

Something that is very long for me, very short for you

Guy 1; "Hey, why is your penis so big?"
Me; "Only some gods have that lenght

by Not gay 69 December 17, 2019

Penis

A part of a boy that a girl hooks on to make baby's

My boyfriends PENIS is so small

by OMG JAYDEN January 19, 2020

cum guzzling penis leech

A woman/man who loves sucking dick 24/7

Friend: dude my girlfriend is a cum guzzling penis leech she wants my dick all the time.

by Kiraimichealis August 26, 2018

Penis haircut

An haircut that looks like the top of the head with the rest being the stem

Klaas has an ugly penis haircut his barber fucked up

by Jung Top G December 15, 2022

what a penis

A minor slang term coming from england made popular by the TV show Bad Education

Remdogs dad has a glass eye , what a penis!

by That one dude from ps4 May 29, 2017

Penis Oven

It is simply a Vagina, typically while using this word you are talking about having sex

Hey Jeff I just got my own penis oven

by RetardReatrd2137 September 17, 2021

Pickled Penis

The result of the act of leaving your penis inside of her over night immediately following coitus. Usually unplanned due to you being way too drunk to roll off of her and rarely due to the fact you’re way too tired because you wore it out three time prior. The end result is a pampered and supple dick that has taken on a refreshed glow, akin to that of one experiencing a day long spa treatment of sauna treatments, exfoliation, massage and meditation.

Bruh. Jessica is so fucking hot, last night I totally drained my balls inside of her and passed the fuck out! This morning I woke up still inside of her..Dude, I pulled off the pickled penis…hahaha, Dude, my cock looks and feels AMAZING! Wanna see?

by ChA.D.D. March 5, 2022