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no one asked

Used to deteriorate a person down until they become violent and start a flame war in real life or break down
Person 1: Okay, I think I want thi-
Person 2: No one asked
Person 1: No one asked about you
Person 2: Nobody cares 😂

Person 1: Nobody cares about you

Person 2: About you.
Person 1: Jesus hates you.
Person 2: Okay, you said that, I am reporting to the principal
Principal: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT YOU DUMBASS???
Person 1: But he started it-
Principal: But you broke the rules.
Person 1: *gets grounded for a googolplex years
Person 2: ripbozo i ruined that asshole’s life
by 147852369/*-+.0 September 9, 2025
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That One Image

When you are about in your early teenage years, you'll be scrolling through google, looking at whatever the fuck you looked up. Then, after a lot of scrolling, you see it. It, being the one picture that transmits a sexual feeling. You decide to look deeper into the internet, using rule 34 sites and such.

Essentially, it's the one picture that turns you on and makes you want to masturbate for the first time.
Person 1: Hey, you remember when you first started masturbating?
Person 2: Yeah, I saw That One Image and it totally set me off...
by Murder_is_okay April 2, 2020
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one nation

When a person wears and repeats the use a particular item all the time.
Mehn these my blue trousers have become one nation.
by Omoyemi T May 10, 2008
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That one guy nobody invited

That one unwanted person who ALWAYS finds a way to get into your conversations no matter the topic.
You: “Remember that one time back in high school when you-“
Random kid across the room: “I remember that!”
The friend you were talking to: “Oh my gosh it’s that one guy nobody invited”
by thatonekidnextdoorlol October 7, 2025
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one eyed egyptian

When you have intercourse with your or someone elses dad
I went over to bazzas and did the one eyed egyptian #DDTB
by #BA DDTB May 21, 2017
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One sip maggot

Someone who gets drunk off of one whiff or sip of alcohol
Jacob literally just opened his drink and he’s smashed already

Obviously he’s a one sip maggot
by boonygal February 11, 2022
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Roamio one

One, who's not willing to wait
Settle your tea kettle, Roamio one.
by Emre Malvin November 18, 2016
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