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knock-off

1.term used in San Antonio TX to describe a person who routinely gets wasted and behaves like a complete moron.
2. person who behaves like a moron even when they aren't wasted, thus making them undesirable as company at any time.
Did you know we found that knock-off passed out in the kitchen with his dick in a can of play-doh last week?

Don't let that knock-off in my car, he's always putting cigarette burns in my damn seats.
by dinki August 23, 2003
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popped off

have unprotected sex in many different positions; POP OFF that pussy
I popped off when she came thru the crib: POP (off) PUSSY
by s.dot. November 29, 2006
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get off my ass

What you say while being anally r@ped. Typically said when you drop the soap.
Synonyms
get off my ass
stop it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
im not in the washing machine yet
by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 17, 2020
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Jump Off

1.) Synonym for "joint" meaning "bad as in good" (not "joint" meaning a weed cigarette).

2.) What someone while wearing a jump suit.

3.) What someone does after having to walk the plank.

4.) What a shipload of illegals do when they arrive at their destination.
"Man, this new track is the jump off !!!!" - "Charlene's party is gonna be the jump off this Sunday night" - "OMFG, the new (Chanel/Benz/Movado) is the jump off, son !!!1"

"Get the sheets ready, I'm about to start the jump off."

"Aaaargh! After ye walks the plank ye have no recourse but to jump off"

"Hurry up and jump off before the coasters get here."
by handle187 November 7, 2003
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off the rack

Girl1- "Hey you feeling any better?"

Girl2- "Oh yeah, I've been off the rack for three days."
by NinjaSticks December 19, 2008
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kick off

When fucking a girl from behind, preferably on a bear skin rug, at the point of climax one blows a whistle, signaling three or four friends to burst into the room and kick the girl in the face.
"Hey guys, thanks for helping out with the kick off last night. Best. Anniversary. Ever."
by Oedipus Flex November 11, 2009
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jump-off

someone or something that benefits another
I can't wait to get this jump-off so my life can be better.
by Gerard Irick August 1, 2011
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